Conversations Never Heard on MUNI

"I don't know why people think physicists are all nerds. Just the other night we were pulling an all-nighter in the lab when a superstring fight theoretically broke out."

"The other night, Marty and I were having dinner with friends when, naturally, the conversation turned to the Higgs boson."

"Omigod, Marjorie, it's him! I could just die. I wish a black hole would open up and swallow the light whole!"

"He's so indecisive. Multiverses blink in and out of existence while he tries to choose a restaurant."

"Look what I spelled with my iPhone calculator! Oh, wait, it doesn't work."

"Hey baby, wanna get physics-al?"