"The other night, Marty and I were having dinner with friends when, naturally, the conversation turned to the Higgs boson."
"Omigod, Marjorie, it's him! I could just die. I wish a black hole would open up and swallow the light whole!"
"He's so indecisive. Multiverses blink in and out of existence while he tries to choose a restaurant."
"Look what I spelled with my iPhone calculator! Oh, wait, it doesn't work."
"Hey baby, wanna get physics-al?"
