Flying Terror at Marina Green

A group of young men, calling their group the Fighting Kite Brigade, following traditions from Pakistan and Afghanistan, brought chaos to the air above the Marina Green in San Francisco today. They wielded killer kites in their evil, heinous desire to bring down each other's kites.

The same group was responsible for a previous attack on Bernal Hill a few months ago. See their propaganda video here. They were even brazen enough to post an open invitation to Kite Fight to attract spectators to today's event.


The event was free. Proceeds support the charity, Crack Houses for Humanity. The charity builds crack houses for crack addicts.

The same group also puts on the Urban Iditarod and Urban Golf, The $25,000 Pyramid Scheme, Buzzed Bee, and What's Your Answer events. They also organize the Valentine's Day Pillow Fight (see previous post)

Oh, the humanity!