Nothing brings tears to the eyes quite like a warm-hearted soul-gouging cat-fight obituary. Dolores Aquilar made the mistake of forgetting that those who survive you get to pen the biography - or at least the obituary through which history will remember you.Apparently, Dolores was a bitch. She wasn't "meh"; she wasn't so-so.
Nope. No other word for it, she was a cold-hearted, nothing-good-to-say bitch who treated her family badly. And her family totally went there in the obituary.
Check out the verbage. One can only presume that she abhorred wire hangers.
Now doesn't that just bring a tear to the corner of your eye? From laughter? Too soon?
(If you thought that the picture is of Dolores Aguilar, turn in your gay icon merit badge! That is Joan Crawford.)
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