Showing posts with label Cafe Gratitude. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cafe Gratitude. Show all posts

Friday, March 28, 2008

I Am Full of It

A friend and I went to Cafe Gratitude today for the first time. You will recall that this was one of the most interesting places that I had never been.

It is a restaurant that specializes in live vegan where nothing is meat, poultry, fish or dairy and what there is isn't cooked. It is chocked full of New Age-y vegan fun.

I saw it on a cool local PBS show, Check, Please! Bay Area, where three people all go to each other's favorite restaurants in the Bay Area. The food was well-regarded, but they raved about the desserts and "milk" shakes.

We started out with the I Am Generous guacamole and salsa with live flax seed chips. Both were very good. We also had a side of the I Am Honoring nacho cheese dip, which was neither nacho nor cheese. It was good, but didn't taste at all like the real thing.

My friend had the I Am Graceful Indian bahraini, which consisted of vegetables with quinoa or rice and a spicy coconut sauce. He liked it once he found the spicy sauce buried on the bottom of the bowl. It was a big bowl, so he took some home.

I had the I Am Cheerful sun burger which was a veggie burger made of pumpkin seeds and walnuts, on a sunflower seed paste "bread" and the usual veggie toppings. It was an open face sandwich, so it was easier to eat with a knife and fork than try to pick it up. The burger did not taste like a beef burger at all, but was good. I'd probably order it again. The macadamia nut cheddar cheese I'd probably not do again. It was okay, but what a waste of macadamia nuts.

Where the restaurant shines is in its desserts. It is known for its milk shakes that are made from almond milk, instead of cream. We split a I Am Awakening Key Lime pie and the I Am Lovely fresh pear cobbler with the almond ice cream.

The Key Lime pie was great. I actually liked the macadamia-pecan crust better than the normal graham cracker crust.

The pear cobbler was so-so. The pears were too bland and being raw, had the wrong texture. It was okay, but I wouldn't do it again. The almond milk ice cream was wonderful, though. The tiny serving of it was insufficient, but it was free with the cobbler as a special, so I couldn't complain too much.

The portions are not generous, but both of us left full and satisfied. I had a laugh at the naming game that was on each table, where you choose a word from the spirit list and then the abundance list to make your new name. I've already forgotten mine, but it reminded me of a New Age drag queen name.

The "I Am" nomenclature must get annoying for the servers, but they are cheerful. My friend and I had fun listing all the "I Am's" that the restaurant failed to use on its menu on the way back to the car.

I have a couple of friends that I'll definitely take when they are in town. It is part of the adventure of San Francisco that is fun to share with friends and family.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Spring Cleaning

If all the green beer you drank for St. Patrick's Day didn't unclutter your colon for you, then this might just be your last chance to get your intestines all spiffied up before summer salad season hits.

Cafe Gratitude, one of my favorite places that I've never been, is offering Adina's Urban Cleanse one last time to deal with your duodenum before April bacterial flowers bloom in your jejunum.

The San Rafael branch of the vegan eaterie is running its last event from March 24 -28, 2008. For a mere $650, you get to pick up a daily sack of goodies at the San Rafael branch of the restaurant each morning.

I missed the San Francisco run. Darn my luck!

The contents include morning wheat grass, organic live green juices, organic live imneral oups, coconut water and internal cleanse teas. In addition to these goodies, the program comes with a daily suppport team, daily educational classes and instruction on raw/live food preparation.

Adina Niemerow runs the event. You can check out more at her website.

If you don't have the bread, you can still go to your nearest Cafe Gratitude location and indulge your ileum in Our Daily Cleanse - only $39.50 for three drinks, a salad and spring rolls to help things move along.

If that doesn't float your boat, enjoy some other raw/live organic vegan fare, like the I Am Elated enchiladas or I Am Fabulous lasagna. No one has ever accused the owners of lacking afflatus despite the amount of fiber their dishes contain.

Be forewarned that consuming so much fresh produce may instigate acute loss of dignity later in the day. Depending on your social graces, you may become the office pariah before you can find a shower and clean Calvins.

(Social Tips: Most buses don't allow pets, so you can't divert attention to an adjacent dog. Instead, sniff the air and stare at the closest baby or young child with a distasteful gaze on the bus home. Or sit by an old man and lean away from him with strained politeness.)

But, hey, the fare at Cafe Gratitude is still worlds better for you than having the I Am Enflatulated frozen bean enchiladas you normally nuke for lunch.